What are the Undead?When you die in Eldritch Americana, as usual, a Psychopomp comes to collect your soul. Depending on your race or religion, it could be anything from a volunteer wrapped in barbed-wire manacles to a giant, crystal insect. That is, unless you are a human who has no divine affiliation. As the God of Humanity was killed long before you were born, Humans with no God to protect them will be left adrift the astral sea, with no one to even condemn them to Hell.
So some of them attempt to return to life. They climb back inside their bodies and attempt to continue as they always have. But as their bodies continue to degrade, the Undead find themselves trapped, their mental faculties degrading as their brains do. These Undead usually devolve into feral beasts, or transcend their humanity and maintain their intelligence, even as their superegos wither, leaving them with weakened emotions, little empathy, and no morality.
Note that Humans aren't the only ones who can become Undead, with the exception of Loonies, this a problem for all races. But Human (corpses) make up the majority of Undead.
How a person died with determine what kind of Undead they became. Those who drown or are buried at sea will join the ranks of The Sodden or the Drowned.
This is the Base Undead Statblock. When determining what Undead to use, copy it down and then note whatever abilities these Undead have.
HD 1 AC 12 Fists or Weapon 1d6
Mor 7 Saves 13
Undead: Don't need to eat, sleep, or rest. Immune to poison.
The Artificial DeadWhen someone dies in the gutter, or is flung into the sewer and left to rot, sometimes they die. When they don't, they become Glass Ghouls or Concrete Angels.
Glass Ghouls are humans who died as above, but for whatever reason deny that it killed them. Murder victims waking up after being stabbed and walking away, or insisting to be taken to the hospital, even for obviously fatal wounds. While they are cold to the touch, and will soon begin to decay, at first glance they appear totally normal. Many a murder investigation has been delayed when the corpse snuck off when no one was looking. Glass Ghouls use weapons, and no special abilities beyond what they had in life, though any who could cast spells while alive lose that ability now. For the first 24 hours, a Glass Ghoul looks like a pale, cold person. Only touching their skin will reveal the fact that they are dead. Glass Ghouls understand this on a subconscious level, and will resist any attempt by you to touch them. They tend not to fight, if they can avoid it, and are only as violent as they were in life.
The Earthly DeadSo you captured Grandpa's corpse, made sure it didn't sneak off, and rather then risk a sea-burial, you locked him in a box and buried him under six feet of dirt. That will teach the old fart to not die! Problem solved, right?
Well it is solved, for now at least. But in a few years, Grandpa might dig himself out of ground, and come looking for you. And he'll have plenty of time to think about what he was going to do to you.
The Earthly Dead come in two varieties, Spore Carrier and Worm King.
Spore Carriers have poisonous flesh and fluids, those considering they are rotting, moving corpses with growths and fungi visible all over their bodies, its doubtful anyone will be trying to eat them. Spore Carriers can release clouds of spores in a thirty foot cone, or in a ten foot cloud around them. They can do this once per hour. To see what their spores do, roll on the following table. Spore Carriers are perhaps the dumbest undead, with little ability to speak and think. This is because their lower soul, the ID, the one that usually only regulates instinct, has absorbed the soul of a fungus, or perhaps partnered with it. Spore Carriers exist only to propagate their spores, as they think they are fungus.
What horrible spores does this Earthly Dead have?
1- Rage Spores. All who inhale these spores must save. On a failed save, the affected must spend the next 1d10 rounds attacking something. They can choose whatever targets they choose, but must attack something. The affected will automatically prioritize the living over the dead or the incapacitated.
2- Drowsiness Spores. All who inhale these spores must save. On a failed save, the affected take 1d6 Wisdom damage. They take 1d6 Wisdom damage for each additional round they spend in the cloud. If this Wisdom damage ever equals or exceeds someones' Wisdom score, they fall asleep. They get a new save to wake up if someone takes a round yelling at them, slapping them, etc. The Wisdom damage taken by these spores lasts until the affected can get some sleep.
3- Hallucination Spores. All who inhale these spores must save. On a failed save, the affected start hallucinating. Since this hallucination is at least partially magical, al the affected see the same thing. As the DM, you should make something up, but keep it subtle.
4- Distress Spores. These spores do not affect the players in a directly harmful way. Instead, they are a warning to other fungal creatures and Earthly Dead that these are foes. Until the players go and wash themselves and their equipment, double their chances of random encounters.
5- Fire spores. These spores stick to everything, and are incredibly flammable. Until the players wash themselves and their equipment, they take +1d6 fire damage, or +1 damage per die.
6- Glass Spores. These spores do 2d6 damage when inhaled, save for half. Additionally, they do 1d6 additional damage per round spent in the cloud.
Worm Kings are similar to Spore Carriers except they each get two kinds of Spores. Select one from the table above, and one from below.
What horrible toxins is the Worm King carrying?
1- Madness Spores. Anyone who enters this cloud must save or take 1d6 Intelligence damage. Those who fail their saves take an additional 1d6 Intelligence damage for every round spent in the cloud. If this Int damage ever equals or exceeds your Intelligence score, you become stark raving mad. But since this is a shared madness, all the affected will have it. I would recommend something that either seems reasonable, or something totally out of left field. For example, have the affected all switch character sheets and then shuffle the names around.
2- Fear Spores. Anyone who enters this cloud must save vs fear. Those who fail their save take 1d6 Charisma damage. For every round spent in the cloud, they take an additional 1d6 Cha damage if they failed their save. If this ever equals or exceeds their Charisma score, the affected will flee, in the safest and most expedient way possible.
3- Acid Spores. These spores contain acid, not the type of compound, but the drug. All those who inhale the spores start having wild hallucinations, no save. And that doesn't sound hard, so try shooting straight while you're tripping out. 5% chance of a bad trip.
4- Death Spores. Any who inhale these spores must save. On a failure, the affected take 1d6 Con damage as the spores weaken them and shred their insides. They take an additional 1d6 Con damage per round spent in the cloud. If this damage ever equals or exceeds your Constitution score, you immediately drop to zero HP and start dying.
The Burning DeadOkay, well clearly the best thing to do is just cremate all the bodies, right? Cremation is the most effective way to prevent a body from reanimating, followed closely by thorough dismemberment. But since the latter is considered quite rude, cremation is preferred. And done properly, cremation can prevent any posthumous resurrection. But like all things, mistakes are made. If the fire isn't hot enough, or the furnace improperly built, or due to unforeseen circumstances, the corpse isn't tidily devoured by the flames. The Undead who rise from these circumstances are generally considered the most fearsome and deadly of all, and not just because they set everything they touch on fire.
There are two varieties; Ashen Dead and Embersons. Ashen Dead are blackened and cracked by fire, like a hotdog that fell down into the coals and burned on the embers for hours. Ashen Dead absorb fire and take no damage from it, burning for a number of turns equal to the damage dealt. They also leech water from anything they touch, as they are so dessicated. Ashen Dead are desperately in pain. They beg those they pass for help, thanking God for helping them to live in one hand while cursing him with their next breath. They will curse you the same, if you refuse to help them. And you should help them. If you do not, they will hunt you down, kill you, and bathe in your blood. It's the only thing that brings relief to their pain.
Emberssons are different. They know they are dead, and for being all they want but cannot have, they hate you. An Embersson will kill you, screaming obscenities at you as you die an agonizing death at their hands. But after, they will be quite mournful, realizing their sins. This grief is genuine, but never lasts long. For this reason, Emberssons almost never work together, as others are not only a reminder of their own sorry state, but of their sins.
Emberssons devour fire, as it heals them. They also constantly burn, doing additional damage and setting anything flammable they touch on fire. They fear water, and will not go within 30' of it if they can help it. Emberssons can also spit fireballs and leap in and out of fires like they are doorways. Wherever they are, their is always the crackling of fire and the smell of burned meat.